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I will accept it, I will more than accept it, because I will have won
	ROBERT MUGABE, on the outcome of the 2002 election. He won.

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The prophets of doom are prophets of doom. Their prophecies are doomed
	ROBERT MUGABE

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Animals in the jungle are better than these people, because at least they know that this is a man or a woman.
	ROBERT MUGABE, on gays and lesbians

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I find it extremely outrageous and repugnant to my human conscience that such immoral and repulsive organisations, like those of homosexuals who offend both the law of nature and the morals of religious beliefs espoused by our society, should have any advocates in our midst and even elsewhere in the world
	ROBERT MUGABE, on gays and lesbians

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We firmly believe in the role of free enterprise as the motive force in economic development. But any attempts to refashion an exclusively political mandate for the United Nations will marginalize its role in development, while giving free play to blind market forces and finance capital
	ROBERT MUGABE, speaking to The UN General Assembly

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Cricket civilizes people and creates good gentlemen. I want everyone to play cricket in Zimbabwe; I want ours to be a nation of gentlemen
	ROBERT MUGABE, in the Sunday Times, Feb. 26, 1984

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Those British lords who have their little Englands and are absentee landlords will lose their little Englands
	ROBERT MUGABE, The Herald, Dec. 6, 1998, promising to seize white-owned farms in Zimbabwe

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We get the land and we give it to the people. We will pay that compensation that is payable. We will issue IOUs and that is what we are going to do
	ROBERT MUGABE, February, 1999, abandoning the moratorium on the seizure of white-owned farms agreed with the IMF in November 1998

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Pigs and dogs don\'t do it, why must human beings? Can human beings be human beings if they do worse than pigs?
	ROBERT MUGABE, on homosexuality

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Our radio and television are as free as can be. Obviously, they must express the wishes of the people and express the interests of the population — which happens to be in support of government
	ROBERT MUGABE, on press freedom, Jan. 1981

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I find them very embarrassing. I\'m rather a shy person, though I try to hide it. I never have been easy with crowds
	ROBERT MUGABE, on adoring supporters, 1985

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To me it is absolutely repugnant, it becomes a moral question, that those resources (of the country) should be the property of a few. If that is Marxist, then let me be called Marxist
	ROBERT MUGABE, on socialism, 1980

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There is no intention on our part to use the advantage of majority we have secured to victimize minority. That will not happen. We will insure that is a place for everybody in this country
	ROBERT MUGABE, New York Times, Mar. 5, 1980

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There is nothing new they can say about me. Even religious people have described me as a satan, a devil and a criminal. [Former Rhodesian Prime Minsiter] Ian Smith is regarded as a saint compared to me, because he has white skin
	ROBERT MUGABE, May 4, 2000

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The politics of negativism as contrasted to contrasted to constructive criticism has no place in a young country such as ours
	ROBERT MUGABE, Apr. 7, 1981

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Why should \[white commerical farmers\] be treated as if they are next to God? If anything they are next to he himself who commands evil and resides in the inferno. There are those who think white skin is God\'s creation and black skin is the creation of Satan. So why did they come to a country run by people created by Satan?
	ROBERT MUGABE, Aug. 2001

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I don\'t believe [homosexuals] have any rights at all
	ROBERT MUGABE, 1995

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